Extremely Humourous Love Jokes


Firm it up, Honey.......
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said,
" You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch
on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond
a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know,
if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the
gardener, the poolman and your brother."
-Author(unknown)
Firm it up, Honey.......
-Author(unknown)




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